Itty Bitty Titty

Gabby Cirenza wanted to be a referee for Halloween. The outfit she liked had a micro-mini black skirt and a form-fitting black and white-striped spandex top held together with black laces running up the flesh-exposing sides. She looked admiringly at the thigh-high black go-go boots that could be bought as an accessory. And she thought the little bunny on the chest was cute.

"Absolutely not," said her mother, Cheryl. "That is so not happening."

Gabby is 11.



Matty, I hope you and James were checking ID's on Saturday night. If not, your next Halloween "sweetie" will be dressed like a 300 lb crack dealer from the south side of Chicago.

WTF? By the time we're daddies, our kids will need mumps, measles, rubella shots AND clean VD tests to get into kindergarten.