Election Watch 2008

Andrew,

First, we have the the Democrats; that is, the Sorocrats. There's Obama; he's a nice guy; I'd gladly have him over for a steak and a beer, and chew the rag with him; he's a typical 60's liberal; more government, more of the the time; ain't gonna vote for him.

Next we have John Edwards; the Breck girl; typical ambulance-chasing shit-head lawyer; made millions by blaming OB/GYN doctors' delivery procedures for cerebral palsy in newborns; scientists now realize it has a major genetic component; once he made his millions, he built a 30,000 sq. ft. house across the street from neighbors living in tar paper shacks, and then has the BALLS to complain about "Two Americas" - one for the rich and one for the poor; in your dreams you phony lawyer fuck.

Last we have Hillary; funny how all the people complaining about Bush "shredding the Constitution" by listening in on AQ phone calls (you remember, the guys that are trying to kill us) are the same people that said nothing when Hillary showed up with 900 raw FBI files of her political opponents; anyway, I digress - she is a Stalinist in every sense of the word; her and her husbands' "War Room" is now being funded by George Soros (via Media Matters, Moveon.org and Center for American Progress) and consists of an operational "slime machine" to take out her political opponents; it was Media Matters that originally alerted Al Sharpton to Imus' on-air comments that eventually got Imus fired; (you will recall that Imus was not a big Hillary fan); according to the New York Times, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi both field phone-calls from Moveon.org at least once a week, so you know where they're getting their marching orders; it was also Media Matters that drummed up the Rush Limbaugh "phony soldier" issue that turned around and bit 'em in the ass; like I said, a real Stalinist; I think she should be lined up against a wall and shot; I also think she has a good chance to be the next president.

Second, we have the Republicans. Ron Paul is irrelevant; he's a twink isolationist that will wait until we're COMPLETELY surrounded by AQ Muslim barbarians, all wanting to kill us, and then he'll tell us that we should "dialogue" ... that we should "depend on diplomacy" ... blah, blah; all these are euphemisms for burying our head in the sand a little deeper; Ron Paul is to the Republicans what Dennis Kusinich is to the Democrats: a joke; if we listen to him, we'll turn out like Europe: Eurabia.

Then we have Rudy. Strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; my kind of guy; Democrats say that he's liberal on social issues; well now, I guess the liberals can't use the old "the Republican party is controlled by the fire-breathing Religious Right and they're going to make church-going mandatory" scare tactic anymore; as long as he promises to appoint a strict constructionist to the Supreme Court, he'll get my vote.

Then we have Mitt. Now that Mitt has escaped the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts, he's become a conservative; again, strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; again, my kind of guy; however, although I generally agree with him on any number of things, I think he might be a little too slick; he has a real potential for becoming a Republican Bill Clinton; nonetheless, if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.

Then we have Fred. Yet again, my kind of guy; however, I wasn't that enamored with his "Will he - Won't he" tease; nevertheless if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.

John McCain is simply pathetic; go boff the wife, she's still a looker.