Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Bidness Opportunity
Amigo's: YouPorn is for sale - quite a steal for $20 million. Let's all chip in $4-$5 mil and become porn moguls!!
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Itty Bitty Titty
Gabby Cirenza wanted to be a referee for Halloween. The outfit she liked had a micro-mini black skirt and a form-fitting black and white-striped spandex top held together with black laces running up the flesh-exposing sides. She looked admiringly at the thigh-high black go-go boots that could be bought as an accessory. And she thought the little bunny on the chest was cute.
Matty, I hope you and James were checking ID's on Saturday night. If not, your next Halloween "sweetie" will be dressed like a 300 lb crack dealer from the south side of Chicago.
WTF? By the time we're daddies, our kids will need mumps, measles, rubella shots AND clean VD tests to get into kindergarten.
"Absolutely not," said her mother, Cheryl. "That is so not happening."
Gabby is 11.Matty, I hope you and James were checking ID's on Saturday night. If not, your next Halloween "sweetie" will be dressed like a 300 lb crack dealer from the south side of Chicago.
WTF? By the time we're daddies, our kids will need mumps, measles, rubella shots AND clean VD tests to get into kindergarten.
Monday, October 29, 2007
erin andrews
see matty's commentary to this SI.com-linked article...
"EA was a love interest of mine, until i learned she boned our porcine ignoramus of a coach, bret bielema, during a work visit to madison. now she's dead to me and instead i shower bonnie with all my sportsreporter love."
"EA was a love interest of mine, until i learned she boned our porcine ignoramus of a coach, bret bielema, during a work visit to madison. now she's dead to me and instead i shower bonnie with all my sportsreporter love."
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Election Watch 2008
Andrew,
First, we have the the Democrats; that is, the Sorocrats. There's Obama; he's a nice guy; I'd gladly have him over for a steak and a beer, and chew the rag with him; he's a typical 60's liberal; more government, more of the the time; ain't gonna vote for him.
Next we have John Edwards; the Breck girl; typical ambulance-chasing shit-head lawyer; made millions by blaming OB/GYN doctors' delivery procedures for cerebral palsy in newborns; scientists now realize it has a major genetic component; once he made his millions, he built a 30,000 sq. ft. house across the street from neighbors living in tar paper shacks, and then has the BALLS to complain about "Two Americas" - one for the rich and one for the poor; in your dreams you phony lawyer fuck.
Last we have Hillary; funny how all the people complaining about Bush "shredding the Constitution" by listening in on AQ phone calls (you remember, the guys that are trying to kill us) are the same people that said nothing when Hillary showed up with 900 raw FBI files of her political opponents; anyway, I digress - she is a Stalinist in every sense of the word; her and her husbands' "War Room" is now being funded by George Soros (via Media Matters, Moveon.org and Center for American Progress) and consists of an operational "slime machine" to take out her political opponents; it was Media Matters that originally alerted Al Sharpton to Imus' on-air comments that eventually got Imus fired; (you will recall that Imus was not a big Hillary fan); according to the New York Times, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi both field phone-calls from Moveon.org at least once a week, so you know where they're getting their marching orders; it was also Media Matters that drummed up the Rush Limbaugh "phony soldier" issue that turned around and bit 'em in the ass; like I said, a real Stalinist; I think she should be lined up against a wall and shot; I also think she has a good chance to be the next president.
Second, we have the Republicans. Ron Paul is irrelevant; he's a twink isolationist that will wait until we're COMPLETELY surrounded by AQ Muslim barbarians, all wanting to kill us, and then he'll tell us that we should "dialogue" ... that we should "depend on diplomacy" ... blah, blah; all these are euphemisms for burying our head in the sand a little deeper; Ron Paul is to the Republicans what Dennis Kusinich is to the Democrats: a joke; if we listen to him, we'll turn out like Europe: Eurabia.
Then we have Rudy. Strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; my kind of guy; Democrats say that he's liberal on social issues; well now, I guess the liberals can't use the old "the Republican party is controlled by the fire-breathing Religious Right and they're going to make church-going mandatory" scare tactic anymore; as long as he promises to appoint a strict constructionist to the Supreme Court, he'll get my vote.
Then we have Mitt. Now that Mitt has escaped the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts, he's become a conservative; again, strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; again, my kind of guy; however, although I generally agree with him on any number of things, I think he might be a little too slick; he has a real potential for becoming a Republican Bill Clinton; nonetheless, if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.
Then we have Fred. Yet again, my kind of guy; however, I wasn't that enamored with his "Will he - Won't he" tease; nevertheless if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.
John McCain is simply pathetic; go boff the wife, she's still a looker.
First, we have the the Democrats; that is, the Sorocrats. There's Obama; he's a nice guy; I'd gladly have him over for a steak and a beer, and chew the rag with him; he's a typical 60's liberal; more government, more of the the time; ain't gonna vote for him.
Next we have John Edwards; the Breck girl; typical ambulance-chasing shit-head lawyer; made millions by blaming OB/GYN doctors' delivery procedures for cerebral palsy in newborns; scientists now realize it has a major genetic component; once he made his millions, he built a 30,000 sq. ft. house across the street from neighbors living in tar paper shacks, and then has the BALLS to complain about "Two Americas" - one for the rich and one for the poor; in your dreams you phony lawyer fuck.
Last we have Hillary; funny how all the people complaining about Bush "shredding the Constitution" by listening in on AQ phone calls (you remember, the guys that are trying to kill us) are the same people that said nothing when Hillary showed up with 900 raw FBI files of her political opponents; anyway, I digress - she is a Stalinist in every sense of the word; her and her husbands' "War Room" is now being funded by George Soros (via Media Matters, Moveon.org and Center for American Progress) and consists of an operational "slime machine" to take out her political opponents; it was Media Matters that originally alerted Al Sharpton to Imus' on-air comments that eventually got Imus fired; (you will recall that Imus was not a big Hillary fan); according to the New York Times, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi both field phone-calls from Moveon.org at least once a week, so you know where they're getting their marching orders; it was also Media Matters that drummed up the Rush Limbaugh "phony soldier" issue that turned around and bit 'em in the ass; like I said, a real Stalinist; I think she should be lined up against a wall and shot; I also think she has a good chance to be the next president.
Second, we have the Republicans. Ron Paul is irrelevant; he's a twink isolationist that will wait until we're COMPLETELY surrounded by AQ Muslim barbarians, all wanting to kill us, and then he'll tell us that we should "dialogue" ... that we should "depend on diplomacy" ... blah, blah; all these are euphemisms for burying our head in the sand a little deeper; Ron Paul is to the Republicans what Dennis Kusinich is to the Democrats: a joke; if we listen to him, we'll turn out like Europe: Eurabia.
Then we have Rudy. Strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; my kind of guy; Democrats say that he's liberal on social issues; well now, I guess the liberals can't use the old "the Republican party is controlled by the fire-breathing Religious Right and they're going to make church-going mandatory" scare tactic anymore; as long as he promises to appoint a strict constructionist to the Supreme Court, he'll get my vote.
Then we have Mitt. Now that Mitt has escaped the Peoples Republic of Massachusetts, he's become a conservative; again, strong on defense; strong on homeland security; low on taxes; again, my kind of guy; however, although I generally agree with him on any number of things, I think he might be a little too slick; he has a real potential for becoming a Republican Bill Clinton; nonetheless, if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.
Then we have Fred. Yet again, my kind of guy; however, I wasn't that enamored with his "Will he - Won't he" tease; nevertheless if he's the nominee, I'll hold my nose and vote for him.
John McCain is simply pathetic; go boff the wife, she's still a looker.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
happy birthday...
...my dear rogo!
have fun tonight, though be safe and don't end up like 'lil miss ginger here...
-your favorite liberal cousin
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
HBO Special on Favre
Hey Joe, can you Tivo this one for me? Thanks!
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68279
"Some say records were made to be broken—personally, I've never believed that—but in any case the career interception mark was believed to be unreachable. It takes a player with an unusual combination of not knowing when to retire, not knowing when to stop trying to rack up the completions, and not knowing when to stop trying to throw touchdowns. And it seems that lucky player is everyone's big hero quarterback, Brett Favre." - Dan Marino
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/68279
"Some say records were made to be broken—personally, I've never believed that—but in any case the career interception mark was believed to be unreachable. It takes a player with an unusual combination of not knowing when to retire, not knowing when to stop trying to rack up the completions, and not knowing when to stop trying to throw touchdowns. And it seems that lucky player is everyone's big hero quarterback, Brett Favre." - Dan Marino
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Ode to Season XXXII
Never bet your friends that your HT soccer team can beat them... though if you do bet make sure you eat well and end on a high.... and remember that it gets you 25% off of your 1st round @ Maduro's.Ode to Season XXXII
With much anticipation
The awaited dinner finally arrives
A noble agreement and handshake
To the victors Cocoliquot the prize
I wish not to recount
Each week of your fabulous glut
But only to pay tribute
To Season XXXII, the unwilling slut
Of the socialights and parisianx
You made it here today
Despite Alltid Hattick’s rating
Of IV.49 being the bottom of the fray
To Orkdung and DOGA’s finest
Yours are the greatest warriors on the pitch
Though having such lavishes and salaries
Will not help any when your team is D VI
And to brave Maduro
The finest team in the land
You pay for this evening’s excess
Knowing damn well you now have the upper hand
And with this my kindred
I bid a fond adieu
To the beloved, beholden, and bewildered
Season thirty two
Pumpkin Hunting
October I contend is the greatest month of the year. And especially in southern Wisconsin where you have all those Octoberisms that make this month great.Pumpkin Hunting is one such event. You, your woman, and your car simply racing across the roads in a quiet affirmation of finding that orange jewel from farmer Brown.
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